Continued from In The Beginning... (Hint, hint, keep it short. What?)
You might think, "Bitch! F#ck you!" Right, but I'm not ashamed to say I used to weight closed to 300 lbs. Check this post out if you think I'm lying, see The Rhogue. And I was not cute, but even at 200+ lbs in my 20s, I was catching some really hot men. Girls, stop letting men tell you you're fat cause they will bury that bone any place they can and come back for more, Fellas tell me I'm lying.
You might think, "Bitch! F#ck you!" Right, but I'm not ashamed to say I used to weight closed to 300 lbs. Check this post out if you think I'm lying, see The Rhogue. And I was not cute, but even at 200+ lbs in my 20s, I was catching some really hot men. Girls, stop letting men tell you you're fat cause they will bury that bone any place they can and come back for more, Fellas tell me I'm lying.
So here is where we get to some real talk. You ask; it I'll answer, even if I'm not into it. And the truth is you probably won't take my advice anyhow no matter how awesome it will be, so just listen and learn, Kids. Life is too short to keep making the same mistakes over and over. Also know that I will tell you the truth not for the purpose of spite, so if you ask why no one likes you and I tell you, either change yourself or change who you're attracted to, and I mention that braces and acne cream might help, don't get all butt ass hurt. I'm just sayin', hopefully the truth shall set us free.
That's it for the introduction, keep up, follow along, and ask lots and lots of questions.
P.S. I don't really want to know your real name (unless you're smokin' hot), so keep it to yourself.
Coug Out!
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