In The Beginning

Look Kids,

I know it's kind of hard to figure out the opposite sex. We've all had our struggles, and as a Cougar, I've captured lots of prey in my day. Not to brag, but I'm the kind of Cougar that only selects the best prey. I've got a very shallow nature being as vain as I am, but I get what I want. I mean, to look at me you would think, pretty face, medium sized, youthful attitude, right? Exactly, that's how I get what I want, but there was a time that I didn't look the way I do now, and I was still getting what I wanted. Men that look like they should be on magazine covers. So I've got something to share with the kittens, and I've got something to share with the dogs. Now kittens are really just young Cougars in training or you can relate that however your mind would like to. And well, the boys are dogs; mostly because they are simple, give them a bone and you can relate that however you would like to again, and they will always come back for more. 

So this blog is my way to give back. I'm not out of the game, but I'm looking to find one mate now to pal around with. The fun of the chase and the thrill of the conquer is still fun, but I'm getting to the age where cuddling and nuzzling is more interesting than banter. Odd for me, I know, but I'm a wild Aquarian, I'm prone to change my mind. 

So this is what we are going to do here in this blog, ok? We are going to address those prickly issues boys want to ask girls and girls want to ask boys, and as the lone predator in the room, I will drop some knowledge down for you. Now you don't have to take the knowledge, but just know that from a successful predator, I might have a nugget or two for you, and I will not lie to you. I will tell you straight up, you have a busta face fellas or a butter face ladies, and you might want to change your image... (see part 2) cause of this glitchy ass platform.